Why has it been so long? Lack of creativity, motivation, a boring life with nothing to report, oh no most definitely not. Fundamental to any blog, lack of computer, which is obviously sorted now. Mrs T-J is back and Radish's post bag is full! He is a tad stressed
But he is no slacker and very committed to his job as Agony Dog.
Why does my greyhound Maisy grin at me. She gets this big, gummy grin on her face like she's heard a secret joke. What does she think is so funny?
Love, my Dog's Favourite Toy
Dear Favourite Toy
First of all can I commend Maisy on her spectacular grin (be rest assured it is a grin and not a snarl, greyhounds are particularly good at them I have to say). Maisy smiles at you because she thinks you are the funniest thing she has ever seen, in the nicest possible way.
You walk on only 2 legs, although us dogs acknowledge that will account for why you cant run as fast as us. You can hardly hear the phone ringing, much less the ice-cream van from 3 streets away. Your nose is so tender that you actually think its disgusting to smell your friend's bottoms. No wonder Maisy has a good laugh when you are around.
Besides, she thinks you're the dearest creature, she wouldnt have you any other way and you light up her world and bring the biggest smile of all to her face.